Well, this sucks. The Mayans were clearly right.
In the most obvious sign yet that the world will end some time this calendar year, television goddess Oprah Winfrey has lined up her next interview - and it's with every member of the Kardashian family.
Desperate to improve ratings for her floundering network, Oprah has recently sat down with Paris Jackson and 50 Cent, but at least the former is the child of an icon and the latter was shot a bunch of times.
Neither is famous for letting Ray J tap her large backside on video camera. For shame, O Dubs. For shame...