We're very sorry, Justin Bieber. But Selena Gomez is clearly unhappy in your relationship.
The young singer/actress stars in a hilarious new Funny or Die video, one that parodies the effect Fifty Shades of Grey has on women of all ages.
In this case, Gomez is reading the popular novel when she's interrupted by Carl Blue, a painter whose "eyes were staring deep into mine," Gomez narrates, clearly changed forever by the words in this E.L. James book.
From there, she can't help but stare daggers into the coughing and wheezing worker, even stopping to take a picture because it will last longer.
Watch the great video below and then weigh in: Should Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev star as the main couple in the movie version of Fifty Shades of Grey?