Looking for a “fun-loving” and “passionate” single man or woman?
Aren’t we all. Well, a new site is putting a new spin on online dating.
Meet-An-Inmate (dot) com features lonely citizens across the United States of America desperately seeking love … behind bars. “These inmates have nothing but time on their hands and can’t wait to hear from you,” the site reads.
“Even though these men and women are in prison, it doesn’t mean that they are bad individuals,” the company SWEARS. “The majority of these inmates are fun, loving, passionate, clever, reliable, and very sexy.”
Obviously not that clever … but no matter.
One brunette serving time for vehicular homicide writes on her profile page that “I always have a smile on my face.” She must be one of the gang leaders.
Another inmate poses in her bra and some show off curves in swimwear … not that you’ll be able to experience them in person for at least 3-5 years.
The site claims to want to “bridge the gap between criminals and the outside world” by finding them pen pals. As if online dating weren’t shady already.