Dania Londono Suarez, the Colombian prostitute, behind the Secret Service scandal says she had sex with one of the agents ... who left her $750 short.
The hooker claims she was given only $50 when she explicitly asked for $800.
Maybe something was just lost in translation there? You never know really.
The 24-year-old Dania Londono Suarez appeared on Today this morning with a translator to talk about the scandal, and claimed the agent was very direct about asking for sex when they met at a Cartagena bar last month.
Dania says she told him up front that a night with her would cost $800, but the next morning, after they had had sex, the agent grew "very angry" when she asked for her payment, threw $50 at her and kicked her out.
Shortly thereafter, the police got involved.
The agent in question has reportedly resigned amid the scandal that was embarrassed the Obama administration, though the President himself handled the whole thing fairly well in his recent White House Correspondents dinner speech.