Jessica Simpson hasn’t even given birth to her baby girl Maxi yet, but that’s not about to stop one tabloid from taking us INSIDE THE DRAMATIC DELIVERY!
You gotta love that on the week Brad and Angelina get engaged, for real, that In Touch will make up some other cover story. Why not lead with Brange?
After all, they’ve gotten engaged so many times before, according to your magazine … why not cash in on the real thing when people might actually buy it?!
In any case, Jessica Simpson is ready to pop any day now, which makes this odd cover – how can you be inside a delivery that hasn’t taken place? – sort of justified.
Sort of. It’s possible Jess has already elected to have a c-section, is under hypnosis to soothe her cold sweats and has already planned her first words to her baby.
Still, none of this has happened yet, because she is enormously pregnant.
We’ll know when she gives birth and Jessica Simpson will provide all the Jessica Simpson quotes we need at that time. How could ITW compare with that now?