Kate Middleton turns 30 years old today, and Kim Kardashian is celebrating the milestone by doing what she does best:
Shilling for a company that pays her to stand around, read cue cards and accentuate her cleavage.
Indeed, Kim is featured in a random, stiff video that claims to wish the Duchess of Cambridge a very happy birthday… but is really exploiting the occasion by using it to release a special ShoeDazzle offer. The odds that Kim Kardashian has even heard of Kate Middleton?
Only slightly higher than the odds that Kris Jenner is standing immediately off-screen, telling her daughter exactly what to do and say.
