Congratulations are in order for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: The couple is married!
If you believe this cover story from In Touch Weekly, that is.
The supermarket tabloid claims Rob and Kristen made it "OFFICIAL!" during a SECRET WEDDING IN ENGLAND recently, so - despite any quotes, sources or evidences - there's no reason not to assume this is true, right?
In related news that is not complete and utter BS: Breaking Dawn broke the $400 million box office barrier last weekend and is expected to take first place again this week. We'll update the figures on Sunday. But no one bother Pattinson and Stewart with them, okay? Those two are busy on their fake honeymoon.