Charlie Sheen Defends Brooke Mueller as Non-Drug Dealer

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Brooke Mueller wasn't just arrested last week in Aspen for cocaine possession; she was arrested for cocaine possession with intent to distribute. In other words: police believed the troubled reality star was acting as a drug dealer!

But Charlie Sheen has responded to the incident and given a reasonable explanation for why his ex-wife would never sell drugs. Because she's an upright, clean and sober citizen? No. Because she's rich!

"With the child support I give her... she's gonna deal drugs? Never gonna happen," Sheen told TMZ.

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The kind of crazy man has a point: he pays Mueller $55,000 in child support each month.

Sheen, who serves as a co-parent to the kids he shares with Brooke, was also booked in Aspen two years ago for allegedly beating Mueller up on Christmas Day. He took a shot at the officers in the city, as well.

"The cops in Aspen are Keystone on their finest day... these are the clowns that let [Ted] Bundy go."


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