It costs $10,000 to interview Courtney Stodden. But it costs nothing to speak to the woman whose role model is clearly Kris Jenner, right down to her first name and her job as the manager of a young woman whose only talent is wearing tight tops.
Yes, Krista Keller is happy to talk about her daughter. Any time. Anywhere. For any duration.
“Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attention she gets,” Keller tells The Daily Beast in a new interview when asked about her teenager’s marriage to 51-year old Doug Hutchison.
Krista says she monitored the emails between Hutchison and Stodden and it was clear the actor loved her daughter “for her heart.” As opposed to for her breasts, which Keller wants you to know are real.
“There’s a lot of bad stuff that happens in those teen years,” Krista reasons. “They end up being killed in car crashes due to driving with people that have been drinking… My daughter is safe. I know where my daughter is.”
And where is that? Supported by the gay community, Krista believes, mostly because RuPaul recently sent out a joking joke that asked for Courtney’s guidance. Says this misguided mother:
“I know that Anna Nicole Smith had a great rapport with the gay community, and I think they’ve been waiting to have someone they can connect with, and I think Courtney is that person. She is different and stands out.”
For the sad record: Anna Nicole Smith died of a drug habit many believe was fueled by her fame.