In case the fact that Snooki has 2.6 million Twitter followers is not enough to shake your faith in humanity, consider this:
Multiple cast members from the Real Housewives franchise are going on tour, asking fans to dole out their hard-earned money for reasons completely unknown. Tickets go on sale August 19 and start – start! – at $49.50.
“Bravo viewers like to truly engage in the shows they are passionate about,” says Ellen Stone, Bravo’s senior vice president of marketing in a statement. “With The Real Housewives Live Tour, we are able to give our fans a unique, hands-on experience with their favorite cast members across franchises that they can’t experience anywhere else.”
Check out the complete, incomprehensible tour schedule below.
ATLANTIC CITY, NJ
DATE: October 1
VENUE: Caesars Circus Maximus Theater
Caroline Manzo – “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
LuAnn de Lesseps – “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Kyle Richards – “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Vicki Gunvalson – “The Real Housewives of Orange County”
HAMMOND, IN (CHICAGO)
DATE: October 8
VENUE: The Venue at Horseshoe Casino
Sonja Morgan – “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Gretchen Rossi – “The Real Housewives of Orange County”
Lisa Vanderpump – “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Phaedra Parks – “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”
ATLANTA, GA
DATE: October 15
VENUE: Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre
Nene Leakes – “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”
Jill Zarin – “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Melissa Gorga – “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
Marysol Patton – “The Real Housewives of Miami”