Never before have so many people been so curious about the season premiere of an unoriginal, unfunny comedy.
But Two and a Half Men returns to CBS on September 19 and here is what we know about the first, Charlie Sheen-less episode it airs:
- Sheen's Harper will be killed off.
- The cause of death? Viewers will learn he married, and then cheated on, Rose. At the character's funeral, she'll pretty much admit to pushing him off a train platform.
- Season premiere guest stars will include Jenny McCarthy and John Stamos.
- Ashton Kutcher will portray a billionaire named Walden Schmidt, one of several people who stop by to consider purchasing Charlie's house.
Will you watch the Two and a Half Men premiere?