Kim Kardashian to Reach New Low, Debut Wedding-Themed Fragrance

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Only Kim Kardashian could even contemplate something like this.

The reality star is using her wedding to Kris Humphries as a marketing tool, coming out with a fragrance ("Love by Kim Kardashian") that she'll wear down the aisle - and, of course, charge $100 to naive fans to purchase.

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Coming soon: four hours of Kim Kardashian wedding coverage. Also: the Apocalypse.

"My wedding day is going to be really special. My fragrance will be a keepsake I can keep for years, and I am excited to be able to share it with my fans," Kardashian told Us Weekly.

Perhaps someday the public will catch on: Being able to "share it with my fans" is nothing more than a euphemism for "cashing in on every conceivable opportunity I can because followers actually think they know me and I care about them."

Will you purchase this perfume?


Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]