No one knows what the heck happened to Tupac Shakur, who SUPPOSEDLY died after being shot in a drive-by in 1996. Well, The Outlawz have enlightened us:
Dude got smoked. Literally.
The Outlawz, who jusy reunited, are letting peeps know where Tupac has been “hiding” for 15 years. Although if this were actually true, it’d be pretty nasty:
Yup, Tupac’s former rap group claim they rolled up Pac’s ashes with weed and smoked him up at a family memorial event … with his mom present. Sweet.
With President Obama’s birth certificate released and everyone now knowing the final whereabouts of 2Pac, two great mysteries of our time have been solved.
Of course, there’s still the matter of who shot Biggie, the Apollo moon landings being fabricated and whether Suri Cruise is actually the spawn of Xenu.