Charlie Sheen may not have any opening acts with him on tour (sorry, Randy Quaid) but did receive a boost last night from none other than Pauly D.
The Jersey Shore star, upon joining Sheen on stage in Boston, told him, “I wanna be you for one day!” Sheen played along and got the crowd into it.
“Are we happy to see this young man? We told you there would be surprises,” he said. “I told you, none of this is planned!” Really, Charlie? Get out.
Pauly D wasted no time plugging his Jersey Shore spinoff, asking Sheen to play wingman: “I got a new show coming up and I want you to be on it.”
Sheen replied, “What about just one episode and we’ll make it epic!” and Pauly D agreed. “I look forward to it, you’re awesome,” Sheen told Pauly.
“You’re hotter in person!” After Pauly D left, Sheen said, “I don’t watch the show… but I can tell he’s very popular here. He’s a handsome bastard.”
Sadly, this was the highlight of an otherwise bad night at Agganis Arena.
“For nearly 90 minutes they had been subjected to a witless barrage of non sequiturs, non-stories, non-jokes – a non-event, start to finish.”
Moreover, the newspaper reports that “when the dreary debacle was finally over, the applause died before Sheen had even left the stage.”
Looks like the drug called Charlie Sheen may be losing its potency.