Look Who Wants To Be Charlie Sheen's Goddess...

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Look out Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin. A certain, promiscuous, trainwreck of a bisexual wants in on your man.

In an interview with Hollywood Life, Tila Tequila said she's been watching the Charlie Sheen meltdown unfold over the past couple weeks and has a suggestion: dump the zeroes, Chuck, and get with this shameless hero!

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“I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tequila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time - but also help him out.”

During her time in the spotlight - which included the death of Casey Johnson and fake suicide attempts - Tila says she eventually learned that folks were laughing AT her, not with her.

"He’s a trending topic, [but] it really is for all the wrong reasons," Tila concludes. "I wish I would have known this while I was going through my public meltdown. Things would have been different. I wish Charlie knew that this publicity he’s feeding off of is all wrong."

That may be true, but when you're living on tiger blood, it all feels so right.


Wow shfh! Crazzy how yall lien on her like that! This is from far the trooth and you know what i mean!


this chick is the worst possible thing that could happen to charlie and that's saying a lot! everything she touches she destroys. just look at what happened to casey johnson when they were together. she's the ultimate enabler imo.


you have got to love stupid women.provide great stories.


Yeah, thats what he needs another self centered gold digging attention whore.


Wow! Realizing that people were laughing *AT* her is the most self aware thing I have ever heard Tila say.. too bad she is still dumb enough to think being a whore for Charlie would be a smart thing to do.


Ugh! Just when we thought she finally went away...
I don't think even a total headcase like Sheen would go near her. She's chimming in just to get her name mentioned. Ick!


Oh this fucking chick again!!??
Sure like one trainwreck can help another al righty than!

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Charlie Sheen Biography

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Carlos Irwin Estevez

Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen