Jon Cryer on Conan: I Am a Troll!
by Hilton Hater at .No wonder Jon Cryer wasn't that angry when Charlie Sheen went off on him this week, labeling him as a traitor and a troll. Turns out...
... the actor actually is a troll!
Admitted Cryer on Conan last night: "There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this."
Other trolls in Hollywood, according to the sitcom star? Paul Giamatti, Helen Mirren and Andy Richter. But they can take solace in Cryer's comforting words:
"I'm here to tell you: It gets better. Not gay better. But sort of better."
See, don't worry about it, Charlie. No reason to issue an apology. Or even an apol.
