Spencer Pratt is apparently livid with Bravo's Andy Cohen for his verbal tirade against Heidi Montag, who he wasn't exactly kind to over the weekend.
Cohen referred to Heidi as "trash" and said he'd rather stab himself than see her on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after she expressed interest.
"That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab ... knives into my eyes than see her on this network," he said, calling her the "Jackhole of the week."
JACKHOLE! Spencer has issues with Andy. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
Never one to miss an opening, Spencer was stunned by the hurtful comments about his wife, telling Radar Online, "Andy is clearly the Jackhole."
"You think you're special because you have your little talk show that's hurting in ratings doesn't give you special authority to bash a young girl."
"Maybe you have issues with women," added The Hills alum. "It's clear you you don't respect your talented housewives, always mocking them."Spencer fails to mention, of course, that he and Heidi opened up this can of worms by lobbying for a spot on the second season cast of RHOBH.
Still, he is undeterred in feigning faux disgust with Cohen and Bravo.
"If he had such a problem with my wife, why didn't he say something to our faces when we met his arrogant self in NYC. He is not an individual."
"He represents a network and as much as I used to love watching shows on Bravo, after this, I will never again watch another Bravo series."
Sure, Spencer. Keep talking, man.