KFC Eyes Spencer Pratt "Chicken Wing" Rap For Music Video, Ad Campaign

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The Spencer Pratt rap song that leaked last week might result in something besides widespread ridicule for the former Hills star after all. KFC wants to use it!

KFC President Roger Eaton wants to partner with Pratt and turn "Ain't No Thing," his so-bad-it's-amazing track, into a music video ad for the company.

Yes, we're actually serious.

"We heard the song came out before it was fully cooked, and you were just winging it as a first cut," Eaton says, tapping into a vast well of poultry puns.

"We're willing to help you tune up the track and even turn it into a tasty music video, featuring the Colonel himself. That is, if you're not chicken."

"On behalf of the entire Kentucky Fried Chicken family, we want to make an offer you can't resist." Pratt's response? "My dreams have come true!"

Here's the musical brilliance in question if you haven't heard it:


Spencer Pratt Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Spencer William Pratt

Spencer Pratt Quotes

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

regarding a Lauren Conrad sex tape