Emilio Masella briefly dated Jersey Shore star Snooki, then went on to star in Tower 69: Malibu Beach Patrol Featuring 3-D Boobs, a Spencer Pratt film.
That’s basically his life in a nutshell.
Suffice it to say, stardom hasn’t come easily Therefore, he’s trying to make news by fighting Vinny Guadagnino, who Snooki smashed on Jersey Shore.
Watch out, Vin. There’s a gorilla juicehead on the loose.
Vinny is heading to Emilio’s home state of Connecticut for an appearance soon, and Emilio Masella is readying himself for a final showdown to get the truth.
“I can finally find out if your hook-up with Snooki was fake or planned,” Emilio tweeted at Vinny. “Like how u called n asked to fake a hookup so people would like you more, when we were dating before season 2 hmm? #USER.”
Pretty much says it all right there.
“Now it’s time to find out if it was fake or real,” Emilio explains to Radar. “Sadly, I really think it happened but I want him to be a man and admit that he had sex with my girl while I was with her. He was supposed to be my friend.”
“I’m connected in here, this is my home and I will be at Sin City Night Club in Water Bay November 26 and we’ll see if he has the balls to face me!”
We’re guessing Vinny, as an actual quasi-celebrity, has other plans.