Jessica Simpson Reflects on Flatulence

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There once was a time when her songs were on the radio, her pretty face was the best thing about some bad films, and Jessica Simpson pictures were a daily treat.

That magical time has long since passed.

Instead, this is what we've come to ...

Simps Tweet

Yup. That's Jessica Simpson posting advice on flatulence mitigation.

Guess we shouldn't complain. After following that link (it's a slow celebrity gossip day), we now know daily average of 14 farts add up to about a pint of gas daily, and that reducing your intake of dairy and fatty foods will cut that down.

Okay, on to something else.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson