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Ready to send whatever the opposite of birthday wishes would be, THG readers?

Grating, publicity-hungry reality star Michaele Salahi turns 45 today. In celebration, Bravo actually aired the episode of The Real Housewives of D.C. last night in which this pathetic woman and her husband crashed a White House party.

Talk about dangerous horse play!

Bella Thorne and Tyler Posey in Bed for Birthday

Meanwhile, Michaele confirmed a few weeks ago that she has equally scary plans for her birthday… suit. Look for her naked body to appear in Playboy later this year. Yech.