Charlie Sheen turns 45 years old today.
Sadly, that number does not also reflect the number of days this actor was forced to spend behind bars for his December 2009 confrontation with wife Brooke Mueller.
Despite numerous reports that said Sheen held a knife to Mueller’s throat and threw her around like a rag doll, Sheen got off with a month in rehab… and a raise from CBS to remain a member of the Two and a Half Men cast!
Therefore, instead of asking readers to send in their birthday wishes, let’s change it up: submit your best Sheen insult to THG today and don’t hold back. Really let this loser have it!
