Well, this is no fun.
A day after a British tabloid reported that Emma Watson was making a play for Robert Pattinson and talking smack to Kristen Stewart, the actress' rep has come out and shot down such a story as "absurd and totally fabricated."
Robert Pattinson has more hair on his face these days than Emma Watson has on her head.
"There is no feud, nor any hint of one," this insider tells Celebuzz. "This is a complete case of mischief making."
But Watson did work with Rob in 2005's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and they both are British, and... nevermind. We can't even try to sell this rumor to readers.