Sarah Palin should've been there.
When Bristol Palin took the stage on the season premiere of Dancing With the Stars in a flight attendant’s uniform that she promptly tore off during the opening moments of Monday's show to cha cha cha in a provocative red dress underneath?
Speechless. Just incredible stuff.
Bristol Palin makes American proud. [Photo: ABC]
Her first dance, fittingly set to “Mama Told Me (Not to Come),” was like a moving tribute to the life of Bristol Palin, ambassador for teen pregnancy awareness.
Mama told her not to come. Then mama decided to pull a no-show at the last minute rather than be associated with this. Probably not the worst decision.
Meanwhile, Len Goodman had the night's best quote when he told Mike Sorrentino from Jersey Shore the following: "I'm in an awkward situation, Situation."
Awesome. While recognizing Mike's athletic potential, the judges were not particularly impressed with his initial performance, landing him in a tie for last place.
Elsewhere, David Hasselhoff busted out the buoy, Audrina Patridge looked like a seven-year-old beauty pageant contestant and Brandy and Jennifer Grey ruled.
Follow the jump for last night's Dancing With the Stars scores ...IN DANGER
The Situation and Karina Smirnoff: 15
Margaret Cho and Louis Van Amstel: 15
David Hasselhoff and Kym Johnson: 15
Michael Bolton and Chelsie Hightower: 16
The Situation and Karina sashay into last. [Photo: ABC]
MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas: 18
Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas: 18
Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya: 19
Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani: 19
Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke: 22
Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer: 23
Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: 23
Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough: 24
Well? What was your favorite part of the premiere? Who's your favorite pair, and who do you think will go home tonight? Comment below, and tell us who you want to win: