Heidi Montag and twin Playboy Playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon engaged in egregious, arousing displays of girl-on-girl action? Eh, take it or leave it.
Spencer Pratt straight up putting it to Heidi? Where do we sign?!
That’s basically the stance taken by Vivid Entertainment regarding the Spencer-Heidi Montag sex tape and the tape of Montag with the Shannon twins.
The adult film company’s president, Steven Hirsch, has been very clear about his desire to obtain the rights to the sex tape of Heidi and Spencer Pratt.
He’s convinced of its marketability, thinking it could top the Kim Kardashian sex tape in sales – and Spencer’s $5 million asking price is not outrageous.
While we never thought we’d see the day that a naked Spencer Pratt sparks more interest than naked Playboy Playmate twins … that’s Speidi for you.
What’s more incredible here, that Heidi Montag got naked with the Shannon Twins in the first place, or that Vivid would rather see her naked with Spencer Pratt?
Pratt, who says he has dreamed of porn stardom since 2005, is trying to sell homemade sex tapes of himself and Montag and Heidi with twin blonde tandem.
The soon-to-be former spouses are, not surprisingly, feuding over his planned release of the tape, which he says he’ll call off if she agrees to halt their divorce and co-star in another reality show (about why she wants to leave him, ironically).
For now, though, he seems like he’s cool going ahead with it.
On Twitter, Spencer Pratt promises “the Citizen Kane of sex tapes. Honestly, Orson Wells makes a guest appearance … recommends you wait for the Special Edition Sex Tape. Blu-Ray, director’s commentary, and bloopers!”
This guy is the greatest.
Montag, who hinted Friday she was “crying” over the scandal and asking for fans’ prayers, finally shot back at her estranged hubby, Tweeting, “F U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Pratt’s reply: “Seriously? You’re going to start shit on twitter?”
Earlier in the day, Montag was feeling more peaceful, writing: “I want to live without fear. Life is short follow your dreams and spirit… Live like there is no tomorrow.”
Very deep … not unlike when Spencer … oh, forget it, gross.
The Speidi sex tape: Does it exist?
Who would you rather watch naked?