Playboy has bad news for its readers: It's gonna be hard to claim you purchase this magazine solely for the articles.
That's because Hugh Hefner and company have come up with a novel approach to nudity, starting with the June issue that goes on sale this Friday: three dimensions of nakedness!
Indeed, Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk (yes, that Hope Dworaczyk, the same woman that had an affair with NBA legend Jason Kidd) is featured on the magazine's cover in nothing but black lingerie. Inside is a 3D centerfold shot of her.
In a word: Oooga!
Dworaczyk also posed for Playboy in April 2009, but this is an entirely new dimension of modeling. Literally!
What made Hefner follow the lead of Avatar, Clash of the Titans and pretty much big budget film going forward? The magazine's circulation has dropped from 3.5 million to 1.5 million over the last three years, so Hugh wondered:
"What would people most like to see in 3-D? Probably a naked lady."
Give the man credit: he's old, but his brain clearly still works.