As if the Jesse James cheating scandal weren’t scandalous and absurd already, new reports today suggest that James has more than 12 homemade sex tapes.
Not only do the tapes feature sex, but, well: “Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia,” an insider says. “It’s all really quite disturbing.”
Yes, it really is. If it were true, anyway. This is probably complete BS, as Radar Online is known to take more than a few creative liberties. But we must note:
- James has three mistresses we know of and likely more
- There is already one Jesse James Nazi photo out there
- Like Tiger Woods, he was clearly into some kinky $h!t
Therefore, you never can completely discount a story like this.
Jesse James and Sandra Bullock get behind the camera. He allegedly liked to record special moments with his mistresses, too. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
A source who supposedly saw one of the tapes gave a partial description: “What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute,” the insider said. “It looked like the woman’s hands were bound.”
“He was shouting and singing and appearing to swig from a bottle of bourbon every now and then.” LOL. Their editors should all get raises immediately.
According to reports, none of the sex tapes are up for sale but that they are also “not in a completely secure location” … whatever the hell that means.
“They could end up being public just like the photo of Jesse giving the Nazi salute,” the insider said. “There’s no doubt some of these tapes could leak.”
Indeed. No doubt that’s possible … like anything else.
Regardless, Jesse has his work cut out to save his marriage, with some reports saying that Sandra Bullock has already drawn up some divorce papers.
What do you think she should do?