Lindsay Lohan has serious romantic feelings for Samantha Ronson. But if it’s not for her, she would want nothing to do with the vagina, she tells the Sun (UK).
The wild child says her celebrity DJ on-off girlfriend is the only female for her – and if she doesn’t reunite with her, she will make a triumphant return to men.
Use protection, guys.
“I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me,” Lohan said of her first foray into girl-on-girl action.
“If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’m attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile … maybe.”
Lohan says she still “loves” Samantha Ronson – from whom she split last April – and, since they live in the same L.A. building, they see each other regularly.
That’s not awkward or anything.
Among women, Lindsay Lohan has eyes only for Samantha Ronson. Reportedly, there are even times in which she has eyes that open all the way and aren’t glazed over.
The pair had a tumultuous, torrid tryst that regularly landed them in the tabloids. Lohan blames the storminess as having root in the meddling of others.
Her coked-up tendencies couldn’t have helped.
“Her family is very involved in her relationships and that was difficult … All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn’t fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing,” Lohan said.
“Mostly it was great. Everyone has ups and downs, it’s normal,” she adds. “But in front of the public eye they’re going to take the downs and make it seem like they’re a million times worse. That’s something that comes with the territory.”
As for the last guy believed to have tapped that, Calum Best? That fling was “over really quickly and not worth talking about. Next!” Burn, Calum Best! Burn.