This is exactly what the world needs: another member of the Kardashian family.
Just a few months after her utterly contrived, publicity-based wedding to Lamar Odom, Khloe Kardashian isn't making any secret of her desire to procreate before the couple's inevitable divorce end of the year.
During a radio interview with 104.3 MY FM's Valentine in the Morning yesterday, Khloe said: "I want to so badly! That's a goal for me."
And how might Kardashian achieve that aim? By following the actions of the person sitting across from her at each week's reality show script reading. So long, birth control pills!
"I'm not doing anything to prevent [pregnancy]," Khloe said. "I want to, we both want to, we're in an ideal situation."
Khloe added that Odom purchased a pregnancy test for her on New Year's Day because she was nauseous.
Alas, the results were negative and the universe will have to live without another Kardashian spawn for at least nine more months. By that time, Vanessa Lopez will likely have stolen Lamar away.