Khloe Kardashian Kovers Tabloid, Pretends to Reveal Truth About Marriage

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There's one person more upset than Tiger Woods about Life & Style reporting on an alleged affair between the golfer and Kalika Moquin:

Khloe Kardashian.

Allow us to explain: Khloe covers the latest issue of that trashy tabloid. But, due to the aforementioned story, readers will now flip straight past her interview and read about the suddenly shady, skanky golfing icon.

That's not the sort of coverage Khloe's publicist paid for!

Below, we've included a few excerpts from Kardashian's chat with the magazine, as she answers critics that dare to question the legitimacy of her marriage to Lamar Odom...

On Odom's feelings for her: "Lamar's devotion makes me want to cry because the only other person who gave that to me was my dad."

On her sudden nuptials: "I really wouldn't have done it any other way. Many people have judged me, but I don't care how it looks to someone else. We're completely content, and that's the best feeling in the world."

On Lamar wanting to have kids with her: "He's said that kind of stuff to me in private - but I was shocked when he said it publicly! He already has two beautiful children, Destiny and Lamar Jr., but he can't wait for me to have more kids and form this new family. I know how happy he would be, and I'd love to have kids. But ideally I want to wait at least until we've settled into our new house."


Khloe Kardashian Biography

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Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]