Lots of people were probably surprised when they heard Tiger Woods was cheating (relentlessly, it appears) on his wife and his children's mother, Elin.
Hugh Hefner is not one of those people.
Like the golfer, the octogenarian knows a thing or 10 about juggling three girls at the same time - and he doesn't see what the big deal is with Woods.
"I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised," the Playboy mogul told E! News. "If you're a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well ..."
"Ultimately, marriage is just a convenience. It's very nice for raising kids," Hugh adds, "but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a pipe dream!"
At least Tiger hasn't lost any respect from Hugh.
You knew this was coming. Asked if he'd like the Tiger Woods mistresses to bare all for a spread in Playboy, Hefner thought about it, but seemed unmoved:
"We're not really looking for scandal, but I don't know ... We'll see."
Jaimee Grubbs, the most vocal of Tiger's side pieces, once tried to get in the magazine, so we know she'd be down, but Rachel Uchitel and Kalika Moquin?
Think of the great headline potential, though: Triple Bogey: (Golf) Balls Deep in the Rough with Tiger's Girls Next Door ... or something. Is this thing on?