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Breaking up is hard to do, especially for someone as passionate as Jon Gosselin.

But after taking a long, hard look at his life, and the douchebag he’s become over the last six months, Jon has finally decided to part ways … with his hair products, his Ed Hardy t-shirts, his diamond earrings, even his clubbing ways.

In a FunnyOrDie sketch, that is – set to “If I Could Turn Back Time,” by Cher.

It might actually be funny, in a self-deprecating way, if there were even the slightest indication he was really reforming, or gave a $h!t about his children in real life, and weren’t merely a self-absorbed loser subtly mocking his own critics.

Guy took a yoga class for publicity. Just saying. Anyhow, here’s the video …

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Of course, if this is Jon’s strategy for his $5 million lawsuit against TLC – convincing them that none of his antics actually occurred – then we’ll buy it.