According to his estranged wife, and quite possibly New York State law, the recent leaking of phone call tapes to the press by Michael Lohan wasn't just a d!ck move.
It was also illegal.
Some legal experts say the father of Lindsay Lohan could wind up back behind bars - familiar surroundings for him - after releasing tapes of his family's phone calls.
The reason? Simple. M-Lo wasn't allowed to be on the calls in the first place. That's according to a protective order Dina obtained in Nassau County, N.Y., in 2005.
The order bars Michael from contacting Dina by email or phone 'til 2011. The release of the tapes, one of which was made in 2008, could be the smoking gun.
DISH SERVED COLD: Michael Lohan has been dishing out serious embarrassment to Lindsay lately, and she and mom Dina are out to make him pay - with jail time.
If police and prosecutors determine he broke the rules of the protective order, as Dina alleges this week, Michael could be looking at some quality time in prison.
Dina Lohan's lawyers have already contacted the Nassau County D.A. about Michael, who shows no signs of abating - he's threatening to leak more on Lindsay.
Sadly for Lindsay, there are no laws subjecting him to punishment from being an insensitive, deadbeat dad, a backstabber or an awful human being. Too bad.