Paris Hilton: I'm Smart!

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Paris Hilton may sound stupid; she may only be well-known because she once made a sex tape; and she may have nothing positive to offer society.

But the hotel heiress would like to make one thing she clear: she's totally normal!

"In real life I’m completely different, I’m very down to earth, I’m smart, I know what’s going on," she told a British TV station last week.

Anyone that saw Hilton guest star on an episode of Supernatural this season has to take issue with this statement. She isn't that good of an actress.

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Hilton claims she even plays up her voice in public, sounding more immature and air-headed than she actually is.

”I would do the baby voice and it’s kind of like this character I made up... It’s kind of like I almost play to the image and kind of have a laugh at myself about it."

Sadly, in this culture that rewards celebrities who simply show up at events and night clubs, Paris has been laughing all the way to the bank. She's recently been overshadowed by former BFFs such as Nicole Richie and Kim Kardashian, however.

”I think a lot of people will assume that I’m just like an airhead. But in my everyday life, when I’m hanging out with my friends or if I’m in a business meeting I’ll talk in my normal voice," she says.

That's it. We know Hilton is lying now.

She has no friends. This is someone that stars on multiple versions of a reality show just to actually meet an acquaintance.


Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]