Move over, controversial Meghan McCain Twitter photo.
You don’t have the market on unexpected voluptuous Internet bombshells cornered just yet! There’s a certain Springfield housewife on your heels!
Last week, we broke the news that Marge Simpson Playboy pics – yes, Marge Simpson Playboy pics – would be gracing the magazine’s new issue.
Now, the men’s magazine has released excerpts from its exclusive interview with the blue-haired babe. Some sound a lot like The Simpsons quotes.
Here’s what Homer’s wife has to say about …
Her family’s reactions to her Playboy pictorial: “Homer said he was intrigued because he had never heard of [Playboy]. The notion of women posing in the buff was completely foreign to him. Wasn’t it sweet of him to lie?”
“Lisa said it was empowering to see a woman in control of her own body. Wasn’t it sweet of her to lie? Bart will never learn about this under any circumstance.”
How she knew Homer was the one: “Well, when the doctor said I was pregnant, I heard a voice saying ‘That’s the man you’re going to marry.’”
“The voice was my mother’s.”
Her secret to a successful relationship: “Homer and I have one rule that has worked incredibly well: Never go to bed hungry.”
Advice she gives Lisa regarding men: “I always tell my Lisa she should marry the man who loves her. It doesn’t matter if he’s losing his hair or is overweight or is at a bar every night … or if he forgets your birthday and anniversary.”
“All that matters is that nothing means anything to him but you.”
Advice she gives Bart regarding women: “I say, ‘You won’t meet any girls in prison, which is where you seem to be headed.’”
What she prides herself on doing around the house: “Searching for copies of [Playboy] and throwing them away…they’re usually in the bedroom.”
As for what Marge Simpson’s Playboy photos will look like? Well, if these pictures from The Simpsons are any indication … um, all natural?