Considering the Lakers' best player is a self-centered, adulterous, accused rapist, we didn't think we could hate the team any more than we already do.
Then, Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom.
Now, we'll be stuck with this attention-starved socialite's presence at every Los Angeles home game, as illustrated last night when Khloe and Kim Kardashian sat courtside, pretended to cheer Odom on and checked themselves out on the arena's jumbotron.
Said Khloe at the game: "It's an honor to be here watching... I'm so happy to be able to experience this great accomplishment with Lamar. I'm so proud of my husband."
Meanwhile, fans of contrived weddings and scripted reality shows would be proud of the Kardashians as a whole.
The Khloe/Lamar wedding special will air on E! on November 8 and we've posted the hilarious, infuriating preview for it after this article's jump.
Check it out now for the fakest tears and most well-rehearsed arguments of the fall TV season.