The Most Disturbing Thing You'll Ever See on Video

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We've seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

We're read a review of the Dustin Diamond Dirty Sanchez video.

We've watched George W. Bush try to pronounce the world "nuclear."

But what follows is the most disturbing footage we've ever witnessed or heard about.

Joining random singer Zalon in a jam session, Amy Winehouse busts into a rap/incoherent set of drug-induced ramblings below. Memorable lines include:

I never knew. I never knew that I, well, I know I'm a Jew. Well, a Jewmaican anyway. If you can smoke bacon, then I reckon that I never knew Zalon was so good at drums. It kind of makes me feel more dumb.

Watch, and remember: you've been warned:

THIS is no longer the scariest image ever produced by Amy Winehouse. Can she sink any lower?

We shudder just thinking about it.

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Amy Winehouse Biography

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Amy Winehouse is talented British singer and train wreck. This R&B / soul crooner, who's perhaps best known for her songs "Rehab" and... More »
Southgate, London, England
Full Name
Amy Jade Winehouse

Amy Winehouse Quotes

Gorgeous as f-ck. You seen him before?

Amy Winehouse [on how Blake Fielder-Civil is doing in jail]

I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad.

Amy Winehouse