Fox's two-hour suckfest Nadya Suleman (Octomom) was pretty much a collection of all our past gossip columns on the mother of 14, only in video form.
In other words, Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage more closely resembled Cops than Jon and Kate Plus 8, and featured an more annoying mom.
Among the "unseen" highlights delivered to our living rooms by Fox last night, many of which we previously reported on at The Hollywood Gossip ...
- Nadya squealing, "What am I, the president?!" at the celebrity gossip reporters waiting outside her house when she returns from the hospital.
- Creepy, overdramatic music playing when Suleman got all creeped out by the free nannies she received, then fired, calling them "obsessive."
- Suleman reacting to one of Kate Gosselin's infamous bikini shots with, "Oh my God, that is so staged!" Okay, that part was kind of hilarious.
- Octomom telling her own mom not to worry about her supporting 14 kids on no income: "You grew up in a completely different environment - this is a different time." Indeed it is. California has loads of cash to shell out to deadbeats.
That's enough for our synopsis. Follow the link for all the Nadya Suleman pictures you can stomach and if you dare, check out the video clip below ...