Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, is being accused of ruining the gay wedding she attended over the weekend by unleashing a four-letter rant on stage.
Taking the stage for a karaoke version of Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing" at the civil partnership of make-up artists Gary Cockerill and Phil Taylor, the 31-year-old model proclaimed that the audience were "all c***s!"
Classy. And odd, given the crowd.
A guest interviewed by the Sun (UK) said "the woman is insane."
You won't find many celebrity gossip readers arguing.
"She said she wouldn't sing live because there were too many c***s there who would enjoy hearing her sing off key. She said we were all c***s. Then she said Peter Andre was a f*****g a******e. People walked out. She ruined everything."
Katie Price, her chest and Alex Reid at the wedding.
That about sums it up. Well, that and this: "The couple had their first dance to her miming, but the song did not come on and she was singing to herself."
Security ultimately escorted the busty model off stage.
Her new lover Alex Reid, 34, was said to look "hurt."
In somewhat related Katie Price news, it looks like Peter Andre is on his way to securing the #1 spot in the charts this weekend for his new single.
The apocalypse is near.