In the wake of getting dumped hard by Tony Romo on the eve of her 29th birthday, Jessica Simpson has decided on the way to get the sweetest revenge.
Or OK! Magazine has at least decided on it for her so it can sell magazines.
Either way, Jessica Simpson is looking to sweat it out at the gym. Yay!
“Right after Tony ended things, Jessica Simpson said, ‘I want my old body back,’” a friend of the singer reveals in the new issue of the celeb news tabloid.
“She went into her kitchen, got a trash bag and started to clear it out.”
Jessica Simpson’s “sexy body is back,” people!
Getting rid of the bad food isn’t the only way she’s slimming down. Jessica, who was locked out of Tony Romo’s gated community, has taken refuge multiple times at her friend and celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak’s fitness center.
“Jessica is serious about getting her body back into fighting shape,” her friend reveals. “Working out is helping to give her focus and clear her head.”
Adds this supposed Jessica source, “It’s better than sitting around moping, throwing pity parties with ice cream sundaes.” Well yeah. But would she?
The results are starting to show – Jessica, whose weight gain has often been the subject of celeb gossip, dropped 10 pounds in just the first 10 days!
“She doesn’t want to give anyone reason to not take her seriously,” says the pal.
This pal is apparently unaware that it will take more than dropping 10 pounds for us to start taking her seriously, and that her figure was probably not the reason she got dumped. Being pathetic, needy and annoying? More likely.