The Bachelorette Spoilers: Absolute Kiptyn-ite!

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"These bachelors are making Jillian weak at the knees ... but one ... is absolute ... Kiptyn-ite!" - Ridiculous, lame ABC promo announcer guy

"That dude is literally good at everything, which sucks." - disgruntled, competing Bachelorette competitor, on Kiptyn

A new promo for tonight's episode of The Bachelorette implies that Kiptyn, considered by many fans to be a serious contender amongst a field comprised largely of n'er-do-wells, will be sweeping Jillian Harris off her feet this evening.

Moreover, he may be questioning the motives of some of the others on the show (cough, Wes). Whatever the outcome, Kip is the center of possibly the lamest marketing hook in reality TV history (a bold statement), as evidenced by the clip below ...

Follow the jump for a second preview of tonight's episode of The Bachelorette, in which Jillian takes the guys curling. She's Canadian, don'cha know.

Guess it was only a matter of time ...

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