Hey, at least a police investigation would give her something to do.
Lindsay Lohan's latest headline-grabbing exploit involves the disappearance of roughly $410,000 worth of jewelry, which went missing earlier this month after a London photo shoot featuring the "star," according to news reports.
Scotland Yard was quick to deny that Lohan was a suspect, but confirmed that everyone present for the shoot, held June 6 for Elle UK, will be questioned.
A necklace and diamond earrings loaned to the mag by Dior were reported AWOL two days after the shoot, just as Lohan made her way back to the U.S.
"The allegation of theft was reported to us on June 8, after earrings and a necklace believed to be worth in the region of [$410,000] were found to be missing approximately two days earlier," a Scotland Yard spokesman confirmed."
"Enquiries are continuing and no arrest has been made at this stage."
If nothing else, this oughta help her kill time by giving her some rumors to shoot down. Awesome as that Lindsay Lohan topless photo was, we don't need her combing through the archives and playing around with her iPhone naked every day.
While it's been reported that up to a dozen people may be questioned, the coked-up wannabe lesbian is not believed to be one of them. Yet.
"We haven't been contacted yet by anyone," the 22-year-old's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said. "Lindsay hopes they find the missing items."
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