The promo for next Monday night's "very special episode" of Jon & Kate Plus 8 certainly suggests that a Jon Gosselin-Kate Gosselin divorce is imminent.
"Recently we've made some life-changing decisions," Kate says in the voiceover on a new TLC promo for a one-hour Jon & Kate Plus 8 episode June 22.
She continues, as melodramatic music plays: "Decisions that will affect every member of our family... ones that we hope will bring each of us some peace."
Kate and Jon Gosselin "have an announcement," the text reads.
Phrases like "A relationship at a crossroads" and "Where do they go from here?" also flash across the screen, along with crushing images of somber Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin (looking in opposite directions), during the 30-second promo.
Looks like Jon & Kate Plus Divorce D8 ...
Celebrity gossip sites have had a field day chronicling the couple's awful marriage in recent weeks, first with the revelation that Jon had an affair with Deanna Hummel, followed by with Kate's "inseparable" relationship with bodyguard Steve Neild.
There were also the side stories of the alleged sex tapes starring Deanna Hummel, Octomom bashing Kate twice, and rumors that Jon is a pot-smoking loser.
It's been a roller-coaster. We'll have to wait and see what's next, though it's hard to imagine this is all a ruse and a heartwarming reconciliation is looming.
Unless Kate Gosselin agrees to shut her yap once in awhile, anyway.