Look, Brooke Hogan, we’re trying to be on your side. Especially when it comes to your immature, insane, self-absored mother.
But it’s like you’re asking to be insulted with the cover for your upcoming album, “Redemption.”
If your goal was to differentiate yourself from your father’s girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, then we guess you succeeded. But, seriously, who thought this was a good idea?
Are you buying Brooke Hogan as a size zero angel? Neither are we.