The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 77

Jessica Simpson, an almost-exposed nipple and a visibly distraught baby? The photo affiliated with this edition of our Caption Contest gave readers prime material.

And they delivered!

We awarded the top honor to "Emilia," however, as this user made a funny reference to the singer's recent weight problems.

Check out the winning submission underneath the picture and scroll down to see other options. Thanks for playing. Remember to do so every week!

Simpson blames weight gain on post-baby fat.