The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 77

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Jessica Simpson, an almost-exposed nipple and a visibly distraught baby? The photo affiliated with this edition of our Caption Contest gave readers prime material.

And they delivered!

Jessica Simpson Twit Pic

We awarded the top honor to "Emilia," however, as this user made a funny reference to the singer's recent weight problems.

Check out the winning submission underneath the picture and scroll down to see other options. Thanks for playing. Remember to do so every week!

Simpson blames weight gain on post-baby fat.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Photos

Jessica Simpson Is Skinny
Jessica Simpson Holds a Baby
Jessica Simpson Wears a Mask
Jessica Simpson Shares HUGE Baby Bump Belly in Bikini
Jessica Simpson Broke Her Toilet
Jessica Simpson in Her Very Own Pregnancy Recliner

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Videos

Jessica Simpson's Son Gets Tossed
Jessica Simpson's Son Gets Tossed
Jessica Simpson Appears on Ellen, Makes Little to No Sense
Jessica Simpson Appears on Ellen, Makes Little to No Sense
Jessica Simpson, Eric Johnson Mark Anniversary
Jessica Simpson, Eric Johnson Mark Anniversary