Jon Gosselin has eight children and one very nagging wife.
So it would be hard to blame the guy for straying, though he claims a new report in Us Weekly proves no such thing.
Allow us to explain:
Allegedly, Gosselin - one half of the couple in charge of an octet of kids on the TLC reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8 - recently left club Legends (barely able to walk, witnesses say) at 2 a.m. And he wasn't alone!
Jon climbed into a car with a mystery woman, and without his wedding band.
The dad of twins AND sextuplets supposedly panicked when cameras began flashing and urged his female friend to "get in the car!" before speeding off. He didn't even turn on his headlights (that's dangerous, kids).
While TLC had no comment on the night in question, or the couple's marital status, Jon sent an email to Us Weekly.
"I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car," he wrote. "Yes, I have female friends - but that is all she is."
While Kate Gosselin might not be thrilled with this story, Nadya Suleman must be doing cartwheels. For once, she isn't the week's shadiest famous parent of a horde of kids.