Considering the constant parade of beautiful women in his bedroom, Hugh Hefner is not one to dwell on the past.
That’s why he’s confused about a report this week that claimed he wanted Holly Madison to move back into the Playboy Mansion (either that, or Hef is suffering from dementia; the guy is really, really old).
“I have no idea where these crazy stories come from,” Hefner said in a statement. “The idea that I’m pining over former girlfriend Holly Madison and would ‘welcome her back with open arms’ is pure fiction. It was invented by someone to create publicity.”
Hef said he doesn’t think of Madison in that way anymore. After all, the guy is totally smitten with one to three women.
“I’m in love with Crystal Harris (pictured) and wouldn’t trade her or the Shannon Twins for anyone in the past,” he said. “Holly will always be welcome here at the mansion, but not as a girlfriend. I think she’s happy now, and I know I am.”
No offense to Holly, but Hef appears to have made the right decision. Harris is the hottest girlfriend he’s had yet. We present the following photos of her as evidence: