Welcome, fans of celeb news and gossip, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday feature in its 75th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?
Bruce Willis, 54, and new hot wife Emma Heming, 30, certainly made for easy targets, but we chose the caption submitted by Kate as the best. Congratulations!
OK honey, I'm thinking a full frontal shot for my Twitter page. That'll blow Kutcher's granny panty shot out of the water!