Amy Fisher is moving on.
The Long Island Lolita is no longer shooting people in the face or starring in sex tapes.
Instead, Fisher says she’s planning to embark on a cross country tour… as a stripper.
“I love to dance, and I’m an exhibitionist,” Fisher said of her naked plan. “I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, ‘Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old.'”
In that case, allow us: Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old.
Amy Fisher will soon be stripping at bars around the country. This is only the third strangest thing she’s done in her life.