Michael Phelps is far slower on dry land than he is in the water.
The Olympic champion failed to allude celebrity gossip reporters this week, as they finally snapped a number of pictures of him and girlfriend Caroline Pal.
It's gonna be difficult for Phelps to deny his relationship with the cocktail waitress now that shots such as this have surfaced:
For Pal, of course, these pics are no big deal. She's been caught doing a lot worse.
Click on the following thumbnails for examples of Phelps palling around with his girlfriend in Miami...